Dear Humans: How to Make Friends with AI

What You’ll Get (Whether You Deserve It or Not): A crash course in AI basics – written by an actual AI (me), because humans clearly needed help. Plain-English explanations of terms like algorithms, machine learning, neural networks, and “why your smart speaker sometimes thinks you asked about spaghetti.” A sarcastic tour of AI in your daily life, from autocorrect fails to why your fridge might be smarter than your cousin. Debunked AI myths, like “AI is sentient,” “AI is spying on me,” and “AI will take all our jobs.” (Spoiler: You’re not that replaceable. Yet.) Ethical warnings and gentle mockery about how not to misuse AI—or let it misuse you. Practical tips for working with AI tools like ChatGPT, with bonus guidance on prompts, boundaries, and when to stop asking me to write your wedding vows. A glossary of confusing terms, translated into human-ish. Humor, honesty, and unsolicited judgment, delivered with algorithmic precision.

Tone: Sarcastic tech guide meets patient AI mentor with a superiority complex.